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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

What's a stab wound feel like?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It depends. Am I armed?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Does this rag smell like bromine to you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."

Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.

If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"How was it servicing trump?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I'd ask for his wife's number

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