I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
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Sure, here's her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.
I don't own my wife.
You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don't get a login on my machine, though, and you're definitely not on the sudoers list.
I am the wife.
Unrelated, why aren't there more women in Linux spaces? We'll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven't read the comments in this thread yet, I'm sure they're all completely uncontroversial.
heteronormative assumptions
You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.
oh! it's you!
The person on reddit that starts all comments with "well actually,"
Can I have an autograph?
It's spelled, "well acktschually," and yes, I am free for an autograph m'lady.
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I am the wife.
So are you or your wife free and open source?
maybe not cis women.
A fellow linux girl!!! It's nice to not feel so alonee
because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male/not cisgender women.
Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s
edit : added "not cisgender women." I really don't want to start a thing about this statement, it's to align with the pendant that replied to this post.
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Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.
file not found
Didn't get there, couldn't figure out the documentation.
& touch woman
cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied
Sudo touch woman
You are not on the suboers list. Action reported
A tabula rasa? In my file system?
mount woman
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You can’t see her because she’s decentralized
…I’m not crying
I don't have the actual hardware, it's all virtual and she runs in my head
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Wife? What's that? My Wi-Fi isn't free, though.
When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it's not really socially acceptable.
Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren't (probably even they have members who secretly aren't!) 😃
Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated
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Counter question: Is your wife software?
we're all software running on wetware in a meatware shell
Ok Choom.
in my case its just tupperware
I feel with the rise of AI you're going to get a lot of yes to this question
trying to get any gf
i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong
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