what is this? nazi germany?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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I was so fucking confused I kept seeing Tesla instead of Texas
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
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The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
They've been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
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Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
The passion of the dildo
“…the Spirit of God came upon him…”
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I don't know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.
"Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste."
What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?
What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?
I get why they would ban that. Texans might think toothpaste was lube for the dildo.
My local supermarket has sex toys on upper shelves in the family planning section, which is in the healthcare department. They don't look like dongs, so people shouldn't recognize what they are unless they know about them already. But kids might still ask their parents what that is on the shelf, and that is apparently worse than school shootings.
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Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting use of more than six dildos.
It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes.
Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for 'law enforcement'.
You'll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho...
BUT if you can prove it's medically necessary; you're welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.
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How...how are they enforcing this?
Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else.
Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
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This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will ~~cum~~ come!” vibes.
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The One Star State is at it again. "Freedom" there is not really a thing since the government obviously owns the citizens.