Not the Onion

around 12 billion working days are estimated to be lost every year around the world to anxiety and depression. This costs the global economy a massive loss of $1 trillion in terms of lost productivity.

Er, maybe those are days these people SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN WORKING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I’m not responding to a survey like that unless it’s anonymous or mandatory, in which case I’d lie. Human resources is not there for you, it’s there for the owners.