I’ve never felt that this AI Overview has been production ready, let alone deserving of the top of likely the most popular and high traffic page of the Internet
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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Yeah and this useless shit consumes sooo much energy. Like instead of an optimized and load balanced database, this is personal, for every user and query. Insane...
that's modern dev for you. least optimal solution but the most hyped. call it hype driven development
The “Python” thing is obviously wrong but this meme also exhibits an example of AI getting things wrong in a subtle, insidious way that you wouldn’t even notice unless you already knew: the Bean won’t actually be registered in the Spring container as the class is missing a @Configuration annotation
Classic
I started copying the code and it just all felt a little off.
I believe this is indicating that it's using the Python syntax highlighting.
Which is still a failure, don't get me wrong. But I don't think that AI truly knows the difference between one language and another anyway
That catagorically makes is worst since it is trying to tell me to out code into my program.
Who says it can't be?
Padding fixes everything
Is that... C? With the braces and semicolons placed away, on the right?
I don't think I like that, sir.
that's the joke! also, i think it's java.
AIs make the same typos that humans do bc they were trained on human writing.
Garbage in garbage out
My new data structure:
Given a heuristic for determining data quality, it homogenises the quality of its contents. Data you write to it has pieces exchanged with other entries depending on its quality. The lower the quality, the higher the rate of exchange.
If you put only perfect data, nothing is exchanged. Put high quality, you'll mostly get high quality too, but probably with some errors. Put in garbage, it starts poisoning the rest of the data. Garbage in, garbage out.
"Why would you want that", you ask? Wrong question, buddy - how about "Do you want to be left behind when this new data quality management technology takes off?" And if that doesn't convince you, let me dig around my buzzword budget to see if I can throw some "Make Investors Drool And Swoon"-skills your way to convince you I'll turn your crap data into gold.
lmao there are already very good "which programming language is this?" guessers but ratger than just use one they throw it at an incompetent black box.
That 300 char class name should tell anyone it is Java :')
Even better yet the r/softwaregore sub removed my post because google gets posted too often.
I think its just letting you know the code box is using python syntax highlighting
Anything is python if you use it incorrectly enough
No, that's perl.
The plot twist is this was in Firefox. I copied the link into chrome and got a completey different answer.
That's just Google, it serves you the answer it thinks you want based off your fingerprint, browsing history etc.
Plot twist: it runs in the browser and makes the internet not suck anymore.