A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
"Hello, my colleague and I have discovered two new types of Lymphoma, and we would like to register them."
"Certainly! Tell me your name, please."
"Well, I'm Dr. Hodgkins."
"Great, so we'll call one 'Hodgkin's Lymphoma'. What's the other doctor's name? ".
"Dr. Ottovordemgentschenfelde."
"...OK, 'Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma'. Done!"
Closest I've come to this was twice, both from the same doctor. She was actually my favorite primary doctor I've had, up until my insurance changed and I could no longer see her without it being cripplingly expensive.
Looking at my lab work results, one time she goes, "This is really interesting, you've got all kinds of stuff going on, don't you?" and another was simply "Woah!"
Even if she wasn't generally pretty funny, would still be my favorite, since she pretty much nailed down diagnoses for several issues that had been ailing me for years within the first couple appointments, was great with giving me referrals and fighting with insurance about "Yes, this really is necessary, it's in your coverage agreement, so shut up and pay!" and got me back up to some semblance of full health in a matter of months. Like, exhaustion and joint pain so bad, I couldn't walk down the single flight of stairs to leave my apartment some days and migraines that made me have to lay in a dark room for an hour, to now just being generally always a bit more fatigued than I should be given the amount of stuff I do in a given day.
i want it called: 🤠🇳🇺💈🗿🧏🤫💀🍠🏕️👹
So, it's called "the gay cowboy caught a disease in england at a barber shop, went to Easter Island where he begged to suck a dick on the down low, but it killed the guy so he hid the body in a cornucopia under tent, the horny little devil" disease?
Rolls right off the tongue
I'm pretty sure that's not England, cornucopia and horny little devil
Not mentioning the weird dick thing
It's the Niue flag.
Really, the doctor would probably not see anything recognisable, and ask the patient if they think they are making it up, or if they're a woman, that its their period.
Yeah. Stop pretending the healthcare system has the resources to deal with unknown diseases.
If they can’t find a diagnosis, you’ll get told that you’re probably anxious or depressed, or malingering, and get told to exercise and eat healthy. This is what I was told when I was literally bedridden for a year by an undiagnosed neurological disease.
It’s a pretty horrible position to be in. My disease which is relatively common but not taught in most med schools took me three years and 23 doctors before I got diagnosed, even though diagnosis is based on fairly simple clinical observations.
Awful and I can even try beginning to imagine the kinds of things patients affected might be told by doctors… (“I get tired too, …, get more sleep before your next appointment”)
Wishing the best for you and the community
the healthcare system
Kinda sounds like you're refering to a particular country's healthcare system (whilst assuming OP meant this same one), but you didn't specify.
You could be talking about Brazil, Kenya, New Zealand, even France. Without that bit of info, it's hard to learn much from what you're sharing.
Anyway, bloody awful what happened to you, madness! I hope once you got your diagnosis that things improved, and that you're doing grand these days :-)
Having worked for advocacy groups for my disease, this is literally a universal issue and affects even the best systems. The only cases where this tends not to be an issue are extremely expensive private doctors who take all the time in the world to investigate for you.
I would like to name my very rare disease "a very rare disease". It's what Abbott and Costello would do
More realistically:
Patient: "Doctor, I got shot in the chest."
Doctor: "What, do you think we like healthcare CEOs because we're doctors? Rest in piss bozo"
Patient: *dies*
Ahhh capitalism, where insurance companies pay doctors to pretend everything is fine so they don’t have to spend money.
Disease McDiseaseface
Doctor: HEY! ... I know what to do! ... Let's make a website and ask the public what we should call this disease! We'll get a sponsor and turn it into a fundraiser and awareness campaign. We'll get everyone to vote on it and the one with the most votes will have the disease be called that name. What could go wrong!
Unalive disease
...ligma
Suegon
Lou Gehrig and James Parkinson really dropped the ball as far as naming a disease goes. Way to make it all about you.
Doctor said, Son, you got Reggaemylitis