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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

It's brave to wear white pants while on your period

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It looks like what you got there is a bleeding penis! Could be a two band-aider.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Free circumcision at least.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is... Is the username relevant?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Owwww…or, is that period blood? In which case, gotta secure that shit with large pads if your flow is heavy

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The splatter makes me think it came from the outside. It also looks more like wine or juice, not blood.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They've also got red on their camera hand.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's the part I didn't get. Neither wine nor blood stains look like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's paint, or beetroot juice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

this juice is bangin yo!

it's paint asshole

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

yeah blood wood dry darker wouldn't it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They'd also have to have been lying on their stomach for a long time for it to flow to the front. Gravity and all that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's the Kool-Aid man's blood...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Kool-aid for he Kool-aid god!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Not dark enough for blood

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

"Why would there be blood, I'm not bleeding?"

"Were you dancing with a chick in there?"

"Yeah so...? Oh... Oh God! Ew! What do I do?!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That makes sense, I thought maybe it was fresh blood

[–] hex 2 points 3 months ago

It's dan, not real/parody only

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Well at least now his douchebag necklace isn't the focus of the outfit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

You've got red on ya

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

They actually sold them like that. Is the new collection from Calico Cut Pants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

We've all been there...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ah yes the "MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MOROOOOOONS" guy 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

WE GOT A BLEEDER!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

shit got me cryin, hope tonight eventually ended