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"Hey! Listen!"

Double kill

Triple kill

Mega kill

ULTRA KILL

MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH MONSTER KILL

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

"Stay a while, and listen."

"With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team!"

"Stop rocking the boat, you're making me sea sick!"

wololooooo

"Wololoo"

HADOUKEN!

Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)

WaHOO!

Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!

Your base... is under attack.

"Job's done" Warcraft

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"Assuming direct control"

"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."

War... War never changes.

"Had to be me."

Also, there was a Warhammer RTS that had "AHH my spleen!!!" Which I never got over.

"Bomb has been planted"

"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."

EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"

(Portal, and Portal 2)

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

"Metal...Gear?" - Metal Gear Solid

"War...has changed." - Metal Gear Solid 4

"War never changes." - Fallout 3

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS." - Portal 2

My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I'm a mighty pirate.

Toasty!

You cannot sleep now; there are monsters nearby

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

Would you kindly?

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it's insane

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine".

Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins

Altair secrets are not for you

Nuclear launch detected.

Work work

"Frigate lost."

"I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride." (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)

"Stay awhile... Stay FOREVER!!!" (Impossible Mission - C64)

"Blame yourself or God."

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.

"War. War never changes."

"Remember. No Russian."

"Itchy. Tasty."

"hey listen"

Hilariously I never played the game... It's my buddies tone for text messages. Lol

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins

I will pay you to kill yourself

Never should've come here.