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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Maaaaaan The Onion has been on fire lately. I've almost bitten the onion a few times because their headlines are absolutely believable.

[–] [email protected] 184 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Almost ate the onion this time. Ugh, this timeline sucks.

[–] drcobaltjedi 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I meam the reboots of wolfenstien caused outrage too. Specifically I remember wolfenstien the new colossus causimg outrage when it had the tagline "Make america nazi free again" or something to that effect.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was that, and they had the audacity to have a supporting cast of basically hyper charged versions of people who were protesting against the Vietnam War and Segregation in our universe, who were basically terrorists/resistance fighters in their timeline.

You know, socialists, communists, minority races, women.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Was eating it right till I checked the sub.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

So many headlines I'm like:

"Please be Onion! Please be Onion! Please be Onion!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Looks at transdimensional timeline watch

Hour and minute hands are now bent at 90 degree angles, and mirrored.

God damnit.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago

avid gamer and founder of the group “Not All Nazis”

God I wish this didn’t feel so damn close to reality

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago

I was surprised to see this was the Onion given that people were unironically saying this when Wolfenstein 2 dropped.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

God... remember the new Wolfenstein duology? Machine Games had zero problems outright getting on stage and saying "fuck Nazis" and they were some of the most glorious and satisfying glory kills in all of gaming.

Then comes the sequel and it was clear Microsoft had given them a talking to and they had to do a MUCH more muted presentation. And chuds were freaking out and insisting that the KKK would NEVER have allied with the Nazis because they... love america too much?

And then the third game never materialized and we instead got a really mediocre action game that alludes to what would have happened in the third. And I suspect THAT only came out to help promote gamepass.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Didn't one of these games use a promotional line "Make America Natzi free again" and conservatives freaked out because they thought it was directed against them?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

That was them saying the quiet part out loud

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

If the shoe fits...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

There is also a fairly popular DOOM mod that replaces mechaHitler with mechaThatcher, which Bethesda just banned from their certified mod db because they are fucking cowards.

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/bethesda-bans-doom-mod-about-a-resurrected-mech-demon-margaret-thatcher-because-its-apparently-a-bit-close-to-real-world-politics/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Then comes the sequel and it was clear Microsoft had given them a talking

Do you mean Bethesda?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure I've seen this very complaint about other games in real life.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I loved Wolfenstein until it got too political :(

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

More like Wokenstein!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

It’s not satire if it’s explicitly stating the truth

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait was this article satirical??? 🤣 I thought it was for real but theb I saw it was posted in The Onion community..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

In your defense, this literally happened with the Wolfenstein game remake.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

You ate the Onion, like many of us lately. There are so many ridiculous things happening irl, that i have to do double takes and check again what community I'm at.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

low hanging fruit (shallow growing onion???) because this has happened for basically every game featuring nazis as enemies for the past decade or so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Modders are gonna have field day with this one

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, it still is shallow one-dimensional propaganda, it's just not hurting anyone ... or at least it shouldn't.