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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

"It's one country, Michael, how wide could it be? Two weeks of skateboarding?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Not sure he does.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This might not be true. Depending on where you live, your vote could be worth about 0.8th of what this guys vote is worth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Casper and Cheyenne Wyoming have the 75k most powerful voters in the country.

They control the same number of US Senators as the world's 5th largest economy.

The fact that 75k can filibuster 40m is the peak of absurdity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The idea behind wisdom of the crowd is that the people who don't know the answer cancel each other out. It's the reason why the audience joker on who wants to be a millionaire is so powerful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Wisdom of the crowds works when people are making somewhat educated guesses. It falls apart though if everybody groups themselves into camps that either think A or B and no other option because their camp leader has told them that they think A or B

[–] JackbyDev 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If he's from California then my vote counts a little more because my state has less population. The smaller the state's population the more their vote counts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll admit there is a part of me thats relieved.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Same, I was full. Ahh. That's better.

[–] [email protected] 184 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

No need to board shame him. He's just rocking with what he's got. It's not the size of the board, it's the motion on the pavement.

[–] [email protected] 186 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

See the great historical documentary 'Forrest Gump'.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

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