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[–] [email protected] 29 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

First thing I thought of was the "Elementary School Musical" episode of South Park.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I love how some of those hobbies are literally just chores but fun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

All my hobbies are chores I choose to do. 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of chores are you doing? Going out to the barn and shoeing the horses?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You never cooked before? Or mowed the law?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

As someone who cooked for a living, home cooking is fun! It's like making art, but you get to eat the art! And gardening isn't mowing a lawn, my plants are well kept and the process of seeing the effect of small changes you make to placement, water schedule, additives is like having a pet :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Hobby cooking and cooking to survive are very different things. Also, are you under the impression that gardening and lawn mowing are the same?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

DMing for D&D isn’t here? Damn it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Read this too fast and thought it said most attractive male Hobbits and I was really intrigued

Sad beans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

That Reading Baggins, he's so hot right now 🔥

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think this is cool. Many of these are accessible and cheap. Most of these are "do you get out of the house and spend time on something" which is obvious. Looks like most hobbies are attractive, like even anime and cosplay have 1 out of 4 women who is into that and finds it attractive.

I also love the huge correlation between the top 15 and what men think is the top 15, the main difference is that men didn't think hobbies were attractive enough.

I'd love to see the reversed list for what men think are attractive hobbies for a woman!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I'd also like to see that list. I'd also like to see how hobby preference lines up with what hobbies the person with that preference has themselves.

[–] [email protected] 124 points 21 hours ago (20 children)

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

TIL “ArguingOnline” is a hobby.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Oh boy, cosplayers and DnD players got the shaft with that one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Which is definitely strange. Or maybe I know a lot of strange women. Which is not unlikely now that I think about it. We should all be a little strange tbh

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

If anyone wants to learn to blacksmith Black bear forge has a good intro series https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHta7NIJ9npbTNOR4JQW_IlDnCTxM2wV4

And lemmy has a blacksmithing community that could use more posts

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll just have the setup in my kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

There's actually a video at the end of that playlist that addresses that issue, but yeah there isn't really an easy solution

[–] [email protected] 45 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

That's because I hog all the printing time.

Also, psa 4 men, if you just do cooking you'll be swimming.

[–] ICastFist 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

"Reading"

Strangely enough, reading RPG and skirmish game rulebooks doesn't seem to fit that bill.

Also, 3D printers, get your painting skills ready and paint the stuff you print. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There are a lot of girls who enjoy role playing games, both digital and traditional.

The key to not blowing it with them, is don't be a stereotype.

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[–] [email protected] 207 points 1 day ago (13 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 day ago (35 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] [email protected] 177 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Any women here who can give insight on why woodworking is attractive? I thought my hands would be too grimy with sharpening grit, everything covered in chips and shavings and my hands covered in scars for it to be considered attractive.

Also do you find power tools or hand tools more attractive?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Good furniture is expensive af. Imagine if someone gives you a good quality chair, instant crush.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Especially cause chairs are fucking hard (for the good ones). Lots of specialtly equipment to make it. A steam box, a kiln, bending jigs, all sorts of cushioning, fabric, springs, twine, burlap, its mind-blowing. I saw a master upholsterer give a demonstration and the depth of the craft of just constructing the cushion is jaw dropping.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 22 hours ago (17 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I've read manual for my new 3D printer but it was in a foreign language so I had to cook up a way to understand it, luckily I travel a lot so learning languages is not that difficult for me. I hope that this writing paints good enough of a picture on how it went. I forged up some way to accelerate my learning process so that I could get trough it swift like an arrow. There certainly were some steep inclines which I had to overcome but in the end it all went swimmingly. The only issue was that I could not muster any courage to approach my crush. I just stood there like a stump and stared at her eyes that glistened like stars. In the end it turned out she was a hoe so I dodged a bullet.

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