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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ironically enough, talking about cutting expenses, the keyboard in the photo could easily cost 10 times more than the typical 100% keyboard you'd find in a corporate office.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Especially when they have luxury of lubed switches, foam, dampeners/stabilizers, custom case material (that keeb def. Custom one).

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Don’t forget keycaps! It’s where the real money is lost.

That set looks like GMK Blue Samurai, which sells new for $150.

[–] kogasa 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Keycaps are expensive but you can easily spend $500 on a keyboard chassis/plate/pcb alone

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I was even thinking just about the case - good CNCd aluminium has come down in price, but it's still expensive. You also have a point, I agree.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago

IVEBEENUSINGTHISKEYBORDFORWHOLEMONTHNDMMOREEFFICIENTTHNIVEEVERBEENBEFORE

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Shift is A, Caps Lock is Z, Control & Backspace is spacebar.

Don't ask me why, I just searched the image and found the reddit thread that this post is riffing from and got my answers

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

bruh why would they make spacebar a two key combo. That is literally the most used key

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even though I told you don't ask me why.. you're asking me why. But I'm a good donut so I went back:

They dont have to press BOTH keys to press space, they just didnt have a spacebar key that is the correct size to fit, so they put those 2 random keys on instead until they get a permanent keycap set that all fits.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thanks. For the record, you are a great donut

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They meant to say "Control or* Backspace is Space", right? Right?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah both are individual space bars, at least that's how mine is since I hit space with either thumb

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Split spacebars are thing mostly because of layouts that won’t support a normal spacebar key. But, since most of these keyboards have user created and designed firmware, one could assign those spacebar keys to do anything.

I have a few keyboards with split spacebars where the “right” spacebar is normal; it’s just a spacebar but small. The “left” space does dual duty; tap it and it’s a spacebar, hold it down and it becomes a modifier key for a custom layer. Custom layers are used on small keyboards to make the “missing” keys available, sort of like how a phone keyboard has number layer and symbols layer.

I fully embraced this habit of split spacebars because I cannot train myself to use my left thumb to hit space for the life of me even though I’m a touch typist. Since my right thumb is the only digit hitting space, may as well get some use out of the rest of the space taken up by that spacebar.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Mechanical keyboard enthusiasts about to spend 1500$ on a keyboard missing over half it's keys

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Itrieditandiamnothappythatthereisnospacebaronthatkeyboard.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

You couldn't have written this on that keyboard. That keyboard has no a (or z).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The central control probably is set to spacebar, i dont think they make small space bars and they already have another control key down the right.

It does however not have an “a” key, so maybe yours is misconfigured so the control-spacebar is the letter a?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (8 children)

The complete lack of A is concerning.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or a space key.

But you get two Fn keys next to each other, so it's got that going for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You have a backspace.
To do a space you need to press CTRL + Backspace to do a space.
Duh...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Outside of work, A was part of a Labor Union, a Marxist gathering and an Anarchist bookclub.
So he was let go.

I and N were allowed to stay cause they were the ones who ratted on A.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I imagine a single press of shift probably types A

Z on the other hand

Also why have a caps lock on a keyboard like this the only time I've ever touched it is for keybinds or by accident

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (9 children)

A real Geek only need this one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you got way too many keys you can just type with one button and one button (hold)

[–] purplemonkeymad 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That requires more circuitry. Just have the computer check every 0.25s, and if you have depressed the button it is a 1, else a 0.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Two Alt keys and no space bar?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least you still can press Alt+F4

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But wait!
This keyboard has 45 keys and not 100 like most normal keyboards, so they cut 55%!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Normal is 104/105. So 57%.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Let's embrace that stenotype life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You've got an 'S' key, so that's enough.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Perfect for ordering some pissa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: "pissa" means piss in Finnish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

But can you still order it online?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Alphabet didn't turn enough profit this quarter, so they had to make some difficult choices and cut their less used options

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[–] verstra 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Can someone explain why this would be even slightly useful to anyone?

How does one type without a and z?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

this is a fancy mechanical keyboard and can be programmed. The missing keys are typed using key combinations.

In general I love the reprogrammability of mech keyboards, but this one is fucking weird ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The left Shift is A, and Caps Lock is Z.

To get those keys to function as Shift/Caps you would need to hold down the Fn key (bottom right).

I’m all for minimalist keyboards, but this shit is a bit too ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it is possible if you get enough time to think of every word, you just need to to find synonims so you don't write specific letters, often needing to switch both words/speech style

(it's very difficult though, I've been writing this comment for 5 to 10 minutes)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You cn totlly get by without them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Definitely unneeded. The ending letter of the series of letters we employ to form words is especially useless, but to be honest the first is mostly superfluous too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Managers will still expect you to do 60% of your work on 60% of your keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

literally 40 keys AND YOU STILL INCLUDE THE USELESS CAPS LOCK KEY

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I SO hate the CapsLock, the most useless key in the best of locations. I converted it to XCape on all my keebs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Usually on boards like this it's remapped to Ctrl, Esc or whatever you actually want. At this point having the caps button still there is purely cosmetic.

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