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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Get out the UV light and make sure to wear gloves around it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Gavin McGinnes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's not what jones used it for?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There was nothing else in the news today but this. Every person on the planet knows at this point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Not when they exclusively get their news from fox, tucker, and Alex Jones. Most probably have no clue. One downside to isolationist media.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Except the person who just asked what it was about, I imagine that's why they asked .

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately, the judge paused the purchase and the site it back up slinging crap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if OP means this, but given that the acquisition headline has been posted 500 times today, I assume they meant "what's the deal with the desk?"

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"It's the desk from InfoWars, which The Onion just bought."

Better? Sorry I assumed y'all could put two and two together (it's four, btw).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I guess "the desk" is something that people who watch infowars know about? "The desk from infowars" doesn't give the rest of us any context.

Why didn't they ask about the carpet, or the refrigerator? What's so special about the desk?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Okay, I did a bit of googling and I think they refer to this desk:

Which... I guess... is iconic if you watch InfoWars?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you knew what InfoWars was at all, it would be pretty obvious, you don't need to have watched much (which I didn't, just saw the meme clips). InfoWars was one dude sitting at a desk screaming about conspiracy theories and selling snake oil for hours and hours, that's all it was. The desk was the only other thing on screen besides Alex Jones afaik. There was nothing special about it, but there was also no other part of the office "featured" on the show. Plus it says "InfoWars" in giant letters on it, so that should make for a fun prop for The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Everything I know about InfoWars I read. Every picture I've seen of Alex Jones is him outside or a closeup of his face.

But I did see the picture of the desk that somebody else posted and I understand now why having it would be a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This whole conversation makes this post make a lot more sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (5 children)

c/NotTheOnionButAlsoYesTheOnion

Who owns The Onion? What to know after satire publication buys Alex Jones' Infowars

The current owner and chairman of The Onion is Jeff Lawson, with Ben Collins listed as chief executive officer, according to the publication's website.

However, The Onion's parent company is Global Tetrahedron, where Bryce P. Tetraeder is CEO.

Collins should GTFO of Bluesky, because it is a Nazi bar, about as much as 𝕏itter is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

nope, their name is tim onion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wat? It's full of gay furries and IT professionals haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

But you repeat yourself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And Xitter is full of porn and neoliberal, Democratic party-aligned pundits, but doesn’t negate the fact that it’s a Nazi bar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not any more. Didn't they ban porn? Haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

No. Is that a recent development? The Verge in June: X has new rules that officially allow porn now

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and go where exactly? It's not as if fedi is any less fascist, racist etc. Quite the opposite in fact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you’re running into fascists and racists, then maybe you’re hanging out in the wrong parts of the fediverse.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

What I'm saying is that it's no less a white supremacist network than anywhere else and I'm on an instance that has a zero tolerance policy for it. Yet people still show who they are even on 'good' instances that they don't (yet) block all too often, even and especially admins.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Hope Dan has room in his home studio!