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Showerthoughts

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sure, I guess, in the same way that all the water in your body was once dinosaur piss

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Spot the Americans, in Europe we are not burning metric tons of foreskin, we leave them attached.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

then its even more likely as skin cells are sloughed off 24/7 and where do they go? everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

...and then incinerate them at the other end of life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We are all made of stardust. We have a little bit of everything inside of us.... Probably

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Everyone's got a little dick in them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if the amount of dick dust is what determines whether you're into dick?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Asking the real questions

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait until OP learns about Blowjobs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Don't let them breathe when they're giving them, problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"But I'll feel weird if my sons dick doesnt look like mine" most deranged reason to cut the end of a child's dick off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I want to do it so he has a weird dick.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Male genital mutilation isn't really a thing where I'm from so I'd say probably not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The really fun bit: in order to smell anything, you necessarily have to snort in molecules of that substance. It's a happy little thought whenever passing a sewage treatment plant.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

The elementary school I went to was next door to a crematorium. I have breathed in multitudes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And now it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Is that why the back lot of the hospital smells so enticing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of Cassidy's foreskin musings in Preacher.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago