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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

My landlady texts like that. But I think she's just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one's on the drugs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

So anyone want to take a stab at translating that?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

It was a raining that day, but they came the 45th day instead of the 2nd and did not need to inter our apartment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

You've got to post that!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

It's fucking laminated as well!

Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Consider it done!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Finally I saw 100% aneurysm, my quest is done.