Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because they didn't have chickens back then.
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw
While I like this one. Unfortunately, I suspect it will get a blank, confused look. We've managed to almost completely avoid guns etc.
Wanna hear my favorite knock knock joke? Great!
You start...
Knock knock
Who's there?
The Spanish Inquisition!
Oh! Sorry, I wasn't expecting you.
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A: Hippopottymouth
Has she discovered the use of puns yet? I would recommend those cheesy dad-joke books and the joke pages from copies of Reader's Digest.
She's discovered the concept, along with jokes, she doesn't quite "get" them yet. She gets the basic idea, but not the subtleties that make them work. The results are cute, but horrifically bad.
Have you done banana banana banana orange yet? Can be retold many ways by kids who didn't quite get the pun, like "grape you glad I'm not a banana." Hilarious every time, when you're the 5 year old.
How about elephant jokes? There are so many of those.
Do they not sell kids joke books in the check out line at the grocery store anymore? Used to be tons of those.