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[–] [email protected] 205 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (32 children)

That mascot is a child. Please don't make porn of fictional children even if you disagree with the politics or religion of that fictional child you're making porn out of. Child porn is a bad thing

[–] [email protected] 114 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

She is really a 2,000 year old ~~dragon~~ child of god so it's totally ok.

-some priest

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

If she's drawn as an adult like the pucture used for the pist I don't think it would be a problem anymore, you can't really lock down a fictional character's age it just comes down to features their drawn with and I guess if someone feels the need to go out of thier way to give an age

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Child porn is a bad thing

Tell that to the priests

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (34 children)

Nobody except pedos will argue that child abuse is bad. AI cartoon porn in my opinion is fine. It's a victimless crime. Literally nobody gets hurt. There is no studies confirming that someone who watches pedo cartoons will end up doing real life child abuse, in fact some studies show the opposite effect.

I welcome AI porn. Cartoon or real life looking. Zero real women get taken advantage of and we get to pick whatever kink we want knowing that nobody was hurt in the making of the AI porn.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I agree. Its always a tough stance. Its like ultimately I want nazis to be able to speak freely as long as they don't actually do the stuff they spout. As far as im concerned when you try to ban stuff not in reality you are in the realm of trying to ban thought.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

5 minutes after the Vatican presented her, there was already porn. Some say even earlier.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, the official girl figure came first. The porn version they had on hand was a boy.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Googling “Luce porn” immediately surfaced sites where people are posting what appears to be handmade images of exactly that (click at your own risk), but searching Civitai specifically, a site which makes AI-generating porn of anyone and anything extremely easy, turned up the real motherlode.

I gotta say, the choice to write this article itself is questionable. It's obvious this stuff would exist to anyone familiar with the internet, but describing the images in lurid detail and saying exactly how to get them complete with direct links, kinda sus.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Got to scare the norimes. It would be news worthy if there wasn't a fuck ton of porn instantly.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As soon as they announced it, people dove head first into that degeneracy.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of....probably. If she's the kind of lady who's down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Not the link I was looking for.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Took longer than I expected.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That took longer than I expected.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those came out as soon it was announced actually.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there any fanart of Vatican x Samsung?👀

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

checks civitai.com for dedicated models for generating Luce images

Pony Diffusion-based:

https://civitai.com/models/899565/luce

https://civitai.com/models/902213/luce-of-jubilee-2025

https://civitai.com/models/899944/luce-vatican-mascot

https://civitai.com/models/900249/luce-vaticans-mascot-pony

https://civitai.com/models/906648/yet-another-luce-or-jubilee-2025-or-pdxl-lora

https://civitai.com/models/904198/luce-jubilee-2025

https://civitai.com/models/911707/luce-mascot-of-the-2025-jubilee

https://civitai.com/models/903063/luce-jubilee-2025

Stable Diffusion-based:

https://civitai.com/models/903228/characterluce-or-2025noob075orsdxl

Flux-based:

https://civitai.com/models/899486/luce-vaticans-mascot-flux

https://civitai.com/models/903005/luce-catholic-church-mascot-flux

https://civitai.com/models/902214/luce-jubilee-2025-mascot-for-flux

https://civitai.com/models/30052/paseerpaseer-characters-package

Hmm.

While none of these models were explicitly tagged NSFW that I noticed, and don't bill themselves with NSFW images, Pony Diffusion is trained on NSFW images and thus brings that knowledge to derived models. It can understand Danbooru tags, which include a fair number of sexual acts, sexual poses, fetish clothing, sex toys, and suchlike.

I'd also assume that if Luce catches on, general models not specifically intended for generating images of Luce will also learn what Luce looks like as images containing Luce make their way into their training corpuses; that would presumably include NSFW general models.

EDIT: No, I take it back. This Pony-Diffusion-based model, this, and this one do use NSFW images in their example image list if one cycles through the whole list of images. It may have been hidden before, as I was checking the site anonymously, and I believe the civitai default is to hide NSFW content. Also, this model has some suspiciously well-endowed Luce images in its example image list, and this model doesn't have nudity in its example images, but does have Luce flipping the viewer the bird in an example image, which I imagine is probably sacrilegious.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Found my favorite. I knew someone must have thought of the 40k connection before me.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

This was always going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Vatican is angry. They lost their porn mascot. Because, come on, it was always meant to attract vulnerable children to priests.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Archive link

Yeah they should have seen this one coming lol

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that didn't take long, at all. wasn't it introduced, like, a few days ago?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised it took this long to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I mean... yeah. What were they thinking?!

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