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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

unrepentant nano gang rise up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn't delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Carpenter's axe to the utility line outside my house

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You need to type i first to enter insert mode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Now I can't exit HELPPP^C^C

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And you weren't curious about how it worked? Not at all?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

well, I am using vim, but I don't know how to use vim.

Am I vimming?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

They vom it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you dont know how to exit vim, then yes you are...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

:what^C^C^C^Z^Z^C^ESCFFUUUUUUUUUU...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I remember that experience first time and how I had to kill the process from another shell :)

This was before the internet so couldn't exactly google it either.

Fun times. But I figured it out by reading the man page.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Escape, :wq!

Escape enters command mode

: prompts the command

W = write

Q = quit

! forces it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

hides in Kate and a Codium-based IDE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry for living under a rock, but what is vim?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's a text editor. It all began with the ed editor, which is very simple and does one thing, it edits files. Then someone extended it into the ex editor. Then someone added a new feature: being able to visually see the file you're editing, which became vi, the visual editor. Then someone improved that, into vim. What began as an editor where you needed to be fluent in regular expressions but otherwise was simple, is now a very complex editor, moving the functionality of the old UNIX tools into the editor itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Thank you for explaining!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Tried neovim a couple of times. Stopped after 10 or 15 mins. Anyone has useful tips to get used to vim/neovim?

[–] akkajdh999 13 points 1 day ago

Pro Tip: to learn to do something, practice doing it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just get used to

  • using movement (hjkl),
  • going between insert and normal modes (i and esc),
  • undoing (u from normal mode),
  • and saving (:w and :wq).

Don't try to do it all at first, just get comfortable with the essentials. You can even just stay in insert mode (the only mode in most editors) at first.

Keep a vim basics cheat sheet handy for a couple weeks as you're building in muscle memory, then slowly work in more advanced techniques and combinations.

It doesn't take long before you start having a lot of fun just manipulating text.

PS here's a decently basic cheat sheet I found: image describing basic vim keyboard bindings and commands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I always forget about :wq, mainly because escing out of interactive mode and hitting ZZ is so much quicker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

There are plenty of cheat sheets online. The main thing is understanding that there are different modes, knowing what they do, and how to switch between them and issue commands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I became a fan after I got used to nice color schemes, buffers/tabs, horizontal/vertical splitting, file browsing with NERDTree and highlighting changes with GITGutter.

You ask for tips? Add VIM commands you use regularly (like paste mode toggle for example) to a keyboard shortcut (like leader key + p) in your .vimrc settings file. It increases working speed.
Also add some plugins, they are fun and add useful functions from other editors like Sublime (ctrl-p, vim-multiple-cursors).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go through the tutorial. It is quite good and teaches things incrementally with real world examples. Just run vimtutor to start.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But why learn all that? Nano user here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Depends how much time you spend in a text editor. If it is just for a few config edits and stuff, honestly there is little reason to learn. The real benefit is if you spend a lot of time editing text due to the time saved using more powerful commands. There is the additional benefit that vi/vim is installed on practically any Linux box, so you will almost always have a familiar editor to hand in an unfamiliar environment.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm always vimming!

Not because I want to though. It's because I don't know how to stop...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We're you referencing this by chance?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Emacs users be like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

At least it's better than ed.

?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Progress lost

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Sorry bub, but you just wasted your time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

fellow noun->verb user :)

helix superiority however.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pitch me. I could switch, but it would help a great deal to understand more about why. I'm open to change, but not eager to change.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you like it? I tried it a few years ago, but my vim muscular memory made it feel as uncomfortable as learning vim for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm very happy. I had the same early experience as you, but I kept with it. I've been using it several years now. When I'm forced back to vim, my fingers remember just enough, but I have to undo pretty often.