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suicide? appreciating the good moments of the day without thinking about the wider hell you're in, somehow?

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 weeks ago

I join whatever new labor movement forms and sharpen my guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I buy a fucking guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Buy stock in guillotine companies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I've been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The profit on torches is the rebuy for more. You don't need to sink a lot in material, it just has to burn bright enough to sell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

My guillotines have DRM, non user serviceable parts and a mandatory service contract - cough - I mean you get free IoT and smartphone integration.

If you sharpen it youself, warranty is void.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t know. I mean you can reuse a torch or you can make your own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

In this throwaway, instant satisfaction society? It's all about the price point. And the marketing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That seems counterproductive.

Guillotine demand goes up, guillotine production company stocks go up, guillotine production owners become rich, guillotine production millionaires felled by their own designs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hmmn, maybe petardes would be a better choice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'll start a mobile sharpening business. Sell shovels to prospectors and all that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Don't give money to Big Guillotine, build your own.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

I stop working altogether.

For real. That's what happens. When I am in serious overload, I get kinda blocked and cannot achieve anything anymore.

But also on a global level, I think it would break down most workers quite soon.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or just don't comply with it ?

I mean no one uses fucking iso8601 and they never get brutally murderd anywhere near often enough.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Good point, I should start murder more people who don't use iso8601.... It's about time!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean they should be using rfc3339 as it is an open standard unlike the iso.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Call in sick 3 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

You think they'd be offering sick days?? I think you're bound for the camps if you can't keep up. Oh shit... This is starting to sound familiar...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Join the global strike that would inevitably happen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody got time for a strike. I gotta feed my kids and pay my rent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

you could always pirate your food from your local big box grocer.

"you wouldn't download an Asparagus."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I've been hearing about a 4 day work week but haven't heard anyone talking about 7 days.

I picture country-wide strikes, even for non-union workers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Suicide. I'm dead already if I'm working 7 days a week

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Try to move out of China.

They literally have 6-7 day work weeks, 10-12 hours a day.

Fucking brutal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With 7 working days, I think we might need a 13 day week.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

The longest I ever did it was 5 weeks straight working 12 hour nights too. Everyone thought I'd quit, but I ran circles around them.

Everyone basically gets way less productive, especially with any physically strenuous activity. It's like you/your body knows full recovery is not an option. You don't get more done, you're just there when shit hits the fan.

I personally adjusted just fine. It is no different than slavery. All labor is technically wage slavery. I owned my own business before and after that job. Owning your own business is no different. The line between your life and your business is irrelevant when it is your own business, especially if you have employees.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

It’s called a wildcat strike

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Small acts of rebellion. Take extra long breaks. Automate parts of my job and then don't tell anybody that I did it. Break some shit on purpose and act like it was an accident. Steal as much stuff that isn't nailed down as possible. The list would go on, but I'd honestly have no idea what I would actually do in that situation.

I'm certainly not giving it 100% at whatever job I'm working at. I would say form a union, but that's hard to do when you are working for 56 hour workweeks plus commute, not including overtime. That's assuming the 7 day workweek remains 8 hour shifts rather than moving down to something like 6 hour shifts with an unpaid lunch break.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Excuse me what, in Europe we are snuggling up with the idea of a 4 day work week

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'm WFH with a pretty chill work day except I'm on standby 24/7 in case of something stupid happens at work. So not much would change for me, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh a lot of us are out here with two jobs already working nine shifts a week. People are gonna do what they got to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Switch to a part time job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

murder most likely

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

By changing the global standard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Elaborate death traps for my enemies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I work 35 hours a week, and I go to university for around 25. Last year I had 7 day weeks all year and it was very much not fun.

I could do it if I had to for a bit, but the whole 'being too exhausted to exist' thing gets old fast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I basically already have a 168h workweek since I'm always on call.

Edit: no one should have to work this bullshit. I'll do it so you don't have to

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I love what I do, and work+uni combined, I approach the 70h/week of time investment anyways.

Though it only works because I like investing the extra time - I might start hating it, if it becomes the normality.

I fear many people in differing fields would get overworked quickly, the birth-rate would drop, as well as overall GDP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wake up from that terrible nightmare and go to my 4-day/week job?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

My first move would probably be to blow my brains out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't do shit for two days a week.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

*three

They gotta learn that 5 is more efficient that 7, 4 is more efficient than 3

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