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For me it would be candy corn, or dots.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whoppers are 95% great. It's that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea, the periodic weird one really makes it an exciting gamble.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Are you taking about those weird chewy ones? Because those are my favorites.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I found my people here.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Joke's on you, I loved munching on those as a kid, they're basically savory candy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Well to be fair i did tried once but noped out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My aunt used to get the jello concentrate cubes. They were like intense jelly candy.

(For anyone who has not heard of them: they were in a box, like segmented chocolate bar. But super concentrated jello base. You would tear off 2-3 cubes and add hot water, then let it set. Or as a kid tear off a cube and munch on it.)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How about circus peanuts?

The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.

The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I leik em too.

[–] kogasa 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whoppers are good but the risk of getting a bad one is not worth it. Ech

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you mean to imply fellatio?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Frick no!

But for real though, I suck on the whoppers and let the malt center dissolve. Only downside is sometimes it makes the roof of your mouth rawπŸ˜‚

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're reading this and have never tried this, get some, it's a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Some of that is amazing.

If you ever see a Pantteri Mix bag, pick one up.

Some or most salty licorice is pretty shit tho imo

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (8 children)

How about circus peanuts?

The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.

The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol, you're something else, candy corn?? That stuff is vile.

The worst I can say about dots is they're just sugar, albeit glued to paper.

Will you come organize my candy bowl this year? πŸ˜†

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In the US, dots are hard gumdrops.

Also, if your candy corn sucks, it's because it's not Brach's.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the US dots can also refer to candy buttons as well as the gross gumdrops

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the gross gumdrops, but I don't care for the acid blotters.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really need to try mixing the candy corn with salted peanuts. πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘Œ

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whoppers are great! I don't understand the hate.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

White chocolate Reese's peanut butter cups.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Whoppers never make it to the bowl on my house. They're too good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Toxic Waste

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Just Almond Joys and Mounds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Peets marshmallows from easter

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about those stale tar-like hard candies.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Thin chocolate coating on the outside, crunchy malted milk on the inside that will sort of melt in your mouth if you can resist chewing it. They are delicious and used to always come in a paper carton.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They're like Maltesers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This is correct

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