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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lol, such weak minded pussies, let me explain. For reference, that number is very roughly half of all atoms on earth. If you had that kind of money in cash, it would be larger than earth, it would be heavier than the sun and fucking obliterate our solar system. It's absolute lunacy, so they could have gone further and got more out of it. Like asking for a googol dollars (a 1 with a hundred zeros), not only is it actually funny (a play on Google's name), but that would finally be enough to nuke the entire observable universe. But no, turns out fascists aren't creative and their statements are just the result of rabies.

[–] ICastFist 95 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For those wondering how the hell the number got so stupidly large, starting somewhere in 2022:

The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.

By week 20 Google was already "owing" over 1 billion dollars and over 1 trillion by week 30. So expect the funny number to keep growing just because.

In any case, I don't think Google will come back to Russia anytime soon. Probably nothing to be gained there anyway.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Doubling every week means an interest rate of almost 5 × 10^17^ %. That can barely offset the ruble's inflation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I thought some court clerk had fallen asleep writing out zeroes and that's what they'd ended up with.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

To put that into perspective, the World Bank estimates global GDP as around $100 trillion, which is peanuts compared to the prospective fine. Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow.

Seems a bit suspect.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

this also puts in perspective how dystopian all of the "this person might be the world's first trillionaire!!!" articles are

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 171 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You owe the Russian government $20 that's you're problem. You owe the Russian government $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that's their problem.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

that's you are problem

your

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Google will soon owe Russia a googol

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should start a payment plan. $5 per day.

The current amount would be paid off by Saturday, April 11, 10951628027954030802047011389440

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

So it'll be paid off sometime between the last star dying and the first black hole evaporating.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

It's no surprise there aren't any good standup comics in Russia.

The best comic relief they have is running the country lmao

[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Lmao

That's... More than all of the value of everything on earth, combined.

By a lot.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They were smart and accounted for 6 months or so of Russian inflation as their currency collapses.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

N = { value of everything in the Earth's crust, including art, wildly inflated for tax purposes }

N^2 < [(this fine)/(the U.S. GDP)]

This number is so comically large it only makes sense in astrophysics.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Oh this is even worse! Imagine if we transitioned to Nation Company states!? The United States of Apple...hey. We don't gotta change anything...USA! USA!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

There’s a reason why all the cyberpunk stories are about corporatacracies and/or spacefaring feudalist states running human society in the future. Life imitates art.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

20 decillion is more than the GDP of the entire earth by many orders of magnitude.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the fine is 20 decillion rubles, not dollars.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

So like half a tic tac and a stick of bubblegum. Got it

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol it's not an onion article!
How do you do this as a country and think anyone will respect anything you threaten again?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like seriously, how would google pay more money than the world has? At least pretend to be serious, and fine them for a few billions only

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

There's still a window you could "fall" out of...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doctor evil sure has went down hill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Pinky to mouth: "20 Brazilian dollars"

I'm not going to try to figure out what that number actually is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Russia just can't help making a joke out of itself...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Please learn to exponent. 20 • 10^^33^^ So much more clear

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But not nearly as interesting seeing the big number. Also, who is that supposed to be clear to? The raised numbers are so small I can't even read them on my phone.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently not on boost lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or just in the browser. Whatever app they are using is not following the same markdown as Lemmy, which supports only one level: 10^33^ = 10^33^.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Not really. Most people aren't familiar with scientific or engineering notation. Writing £1,000,000, one million pounds or £1Million is a lot clearer than writing £1×10^6.

My cars odometer says 91,584, not 91.584×10^3

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Twenty decillion rubles, best we can do is $3.50

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

considering the track record they should start putting "courts" in quotes when discussing Russia.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Russia helping the US government force google to boycott russia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Just wait a few more weeks. Eventually when the value reaches ≈ $5.93 x 10^66
then, paying in gold, that would be such a huge ball it would create a black hole in which we could send putSSin and any other russians who would like to be crushed ... or more simply crush him by any other means.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Texaco when you call them out for enslaving people

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

Lmao broke css that's how long the number is

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

That's in Ruzzian Rubles, in the civilized world we refer to that as: two flat stones.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine Google just goes completely rampage mode and buys a fuck ton of drones and these Robot-Dogs with guns attached and lays fucking waste to Russia. This would be such an Deus ex machina to end this war.

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