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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

"Stupidity" would be the answer to both why he bought a cybertruck and why he wonders why people are laughing about his choice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Ford Multipla drivers can finally point and laugh at another vehicle owner.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I was like "oh, I gotta remember that duck billed one. That's an ugly one too. Ugliest I ever saw!"

It's the Multipla. It's a Fiat, though.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He's bought a status car and spent ~$70k extra on it in order to get a reaction. Not sure what he's whining about.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something,

Bless your heart

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

"I drive the equivalent of a 2024 Yugo that is laughably poor quality sold by a huckster and I paid enough to buy 4 reasonable cars. It's the most gaudy design of any car ever produced since the dawn of time. Why would people laugh at me?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, I sure wish cybertrucks had been around to deflect when I spent 7 years driving a Fiat Panda.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

He forgot to gold plate his Tesla, that's why.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I guess I kind of feel for some of these guys, but the Cybertruck was always going to be a political statement.

Putting aside how dumb it looks, or how terrible it actually is, it's a cultural signifier. Unlike the other Tesla cars, that can easily be separated from Musk and his "brand", that can't be done here.

Musk and his brand was baked into it from conception to production, so, I don't think this is going to resolve itself anytime soon.

Let me jump back to my first point though, I feel kinda sorry for anyone who bought this simply because they have really bad taste, poor financial decision making skills, but who also genuinely weren't aware of the political implications or cultural baggage it would carry.

Although, now that I think about it, every time I've seen a Cybertruck driving, I have also started laughing, but only because it looks just so dumb, and I can't help but imagine the driver losing his finger trying to close trunk.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

This person needs to get help. I doubt more than one or two women are laughing at him, if there is anyone laughing at all.

Who has time to do this while driving?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've pointed and laughed at a couple of Cybertrucks. It's hard to really capture how funny they look in motion in person. That feeling of "this was drawn by a kindergardener" hit me so much harder the first couple times I saw a real one moving.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

As others mentioned, it does look kinda ridiculous in person. Driving home Sunday with my sister we saw one, pointed and both laughed/chuckled to each other. I wasn't looking at the driver so dunno if they noticed, but if they were looking at our faces as we passed they might have been able to notice, and it was just a natural reaction, not meant to have the owner notice in an effort to mock or anything.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My partner and I make a point of pointing and laughing at every single cyber truck and owner we see

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I actively point and laugh at the two I see cruises my town sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

As a man I’ve been patiently waiting my entire life for the general population of women to realize they can shame men into not being stupid assholes. I don’t think men on the whole are going to like it…but it’s been a long time coming. See: history.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I make a point to roll down my window so they can see me pointing as I laugh at them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His Cybertruck still drives?

The trucks are cool to a point. I like the way they look, but they were built so poorly that they must be a nightmare to own, and nowhere near worth the price.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

You genuinely like the way they look? I'm not trying to poke fun here I am legitimately curious, what is it you like about the aesthetics? I don't see the appeal.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Suckers. People point and laugh at me for free.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My opinion of Musk has nothing to do with it. For the price of it, its ugly as fuck.

I'm not a fan of priuses either, but priuses don't a) take wild swings in design in order to be "edgy" and b) price themselves according to supposed "cool points".

With or without Musk, your choices reflect who you are. This guy bought an overpriced vehicle in order to be "cool" and now he's butt hurt that no one agrees with him.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To me, it's not even just about what it looks like. It's what it represents. One cyber truck, if were unique, could be a legitimately cool work of art. But as a mass-market vehicle it's just ridiculous.

Like, if there was only one cyber truck, and it was something a local gearhead had welded up in his garage, I would legitimately respect it as a cool and unique work of artistic expression. It would show that they have creativity and are willing to make a bold statement to the world.

But if you just buy one of thousands of cyber trucks that exist in the world? That no longer represents your original creative expression. That just represents having bad taste and having poor personal finance skills.

Building your own art car is cool. If Ford decides to start making them by the millions, then that would just be sad.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

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