this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
106 points (100.0% liked)

Terrible Estate Agent Photos

6867 readers
55 users here now

Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

Posting guidelines.

Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

Rules.

This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 26 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

They had to hire a vampire for this one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

This made me lol. Take my upvote

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is a sensory nightmare omg

[–] odium 20 points 3 days ago

Also a cleaning nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I was thinking what's the problem.... Then I got to the kitchen!

The fingerprints!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Same here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I'd have to Windex every day

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of all the places to put mirrors, they didn't put one above the bed. What is even the point.... smh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Obviously they wanted the sound deadening fabric there to muffle all the screams. This looks like it could be Patrick Bateman's house.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Was this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don't believe people can live in a house like that day to day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

No mirrors on the ceiling?

I bet they don't even have pink champagne on ice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Ah but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I hope not. Not with those white carpets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Looks like they went over budget on the glass cleaner for the mirrors. The blinds are the cheapest shit ever.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

The unfinished basement is the only interior photo with warm, inviting colors

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

The camera work is impressive!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

"And now you'll have to wonder exactly which surface has the actual finger-prints!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I'm feeling agoraphobic just browsing through these pictures.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

What a disaster.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

With a house like this, the only logical choice of pet would be some kind of bird.