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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (4 children)

And here comes the NSFW demon fan art!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I think it's very domitable, some people are into that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

All about that dussy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Artists getting commissions from patrons that they will carry into hell & show what services specifically they expect.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.

What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?

Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You're right, I'll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that'll make sense.....

Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.

Edit: also, you know someone's gonna be like "OMG daddy Satan, come get me!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

God and Satan when capitalism recuperates the apocalypse.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Me and my big titty goth demon GF are going to go kill god! We even have a bad ass play-list picked out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Make an ass-hair mullet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I love that for you both. Don't forget to bring snacks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Me turning the local Walmart into one giant Devil's Trap with this blasting from every speaker in the building.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's on the playlist? Trivium - Insurrection, Bad Omens - Dethrone, what else?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

What's on the playlist? Trivium - Insurrection, Bad Omens - Dethrone, what else?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Humans would be figuring out some way to make money off it before then.

Imagine the reality shows you’d see.

MTV: Real Word - Armageddon

The Bachelor: my Demon husband

Hells Kitchen - but in Hell. They’d keep Gordon Ramsey.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

They commodified it and sold it back to Satan on a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Let's be real, Satan would be a shitposter

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if Satan was one of us?
Just a shitposter on the bus?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As long as they're shitposting and not shitting while posting on the bus I think we'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know that's not an exclusive or situation, right?

...right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

They are not human, they have standards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

All of his memes are stolen.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This meme is telling me something…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Whatever it is, DON'T DO IT!?!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Tbh Armageddon is such good meme material, idk what did he expect. We aint letting that sweet meme potential go to waste.

And he should have wore different pants if he dislikes the stupid sexy Flanders meme.