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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Rock and stone to the bone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

YEAH YEAH ROCK AND STONE!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Can someone explain the fourth panel? What's the significance of the big red X and why is the background a pair of idiot knife ears making out in that wooden hellscape? I know it's nauseating to look at their weird bald faces for too long but I'd appreciate the help. Probably some human nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

"Pair of knife ears" "wooden hellscape" "weird bald faces"

I guess the joke went over your head <3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed your sharp wit flew straight over my head and hit some poor bloke standing in the wrong place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, not mine. I'm just a bystander. <3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

For some reason that happens to dwarfs more often than to most other races

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I thought it was "hating love/romance" or something for a second.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

ohhhh I thought it was lesphobia or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

pointy-eared leaf lovers

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

ROCK AND STONE!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

FOR KAAAARL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

*all of these

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would kill to just crack away at a mine all day, extracting obscenely large and oddly pre-faceted jewels from the earth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

These guys' mistake was investing their skill points into coal mining. You're not getting rare jewels in there, no matter how much you tell yourself you might find a diamond. They don't spawn in coal mines. You're guaranteeing a permanent and progressive debuff (Black Lung) for maybe some quartz, pyrite and dolomite. Vendor trash.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Uh, the numbers are clear, noob, coal mining sells that "vendor trash" at a much higher profit per hour than gem mining.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That explains all the bots.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

This is goin' in tha book.