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  • 200 OK: Life's fine, but let's be honest, it's probably a cached response.
  • 202 Accepted: I heard your idea. Will I do anything with it? Probably not.
  • 204 No Content: The perfect reply when you emotionally check out mid-conversation.
  • 401 Unauthorized: When life keeps asking 'Who even are you?' and you forgot your credentials.
  • 403 Forbidden: Some dreams are just blocked by permissions you'll never have.
  • 418 I'm a Teapot: Some days, I'm just not built to handle your requests.
  • 429 Too Many Requests: Chill, life's rate limit isn't as high as your expectations.
  • 500 Internal Server Error: When you realize your life decisions don't compile, and panic mode kicks in.
  • 502 Bad Gateway: When your thoughts try to connect to logic, but something goes horribly wrong
  • 503 Service Unavailable: My motivation right now is in scheduled maintenance-try again later.

PATCH vs. PUT: Can't decide if I should make subtle changes or just rewrite my entire existence.
Connection Timeout: Sorry, I lost interest before the handshake even started.


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[โ€“] python 7 points 1 month ago

451: Unavailable for legal reasons ๐Ÿ˜บ

[โ€“] chraebsli 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you know more?

  • 400 Bad Request: Waking up on a monday morning and feeling unwell
  • 404 Not Found: When you don't have motivation to do something
  • 417 Expectation Failed: no more words needed
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

417 Expectation Failed: Describes my life too well.

507 Insufficient Storage Is the reason.

[โ€“] GetOffMyLan 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

402 Payment Required: when they ask you to stay on late

411 Length Required: bad date. Don't ask

413 Payload Too Large: great date

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's like the episode titles for season 4 of Mr Robot:

Ep 401 Unauthorized Ep 402 Payment Required Ep 403 Forbidden

Etc. All relevant to the plot of the episode, too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

404: common sense not found (honestly it should be called "uncommon sense" instead)

most people i deal with daily have no common sense at all