Ha bacteria! It's not the water you should be worried about.
It's the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.
Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!
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The level of idiocy needed to think that the reason you rinse it is to kill bacteria is disturbing to imagine.
Who rinses things to remove bacteria? I just want to remove dirt.
Err, your immune system can cope with a bit of bacteria. But if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself, your body will deal with it by extorting everything in your stomach. E.g. you'll puke the entire night. You're welcome.
When you rinse salad with water you are not cleaning a significant amount of bacteria off it. You're getting soil and bugs.
Unless your salad is contaminated with something, not washing it will at worst be gritty and unpleasant. It won't make you ill. If it does, washing it will make no difference.
u a science man/woman?
if you don't wash your salad and get a massive load into yourself
Who spunks on a salad?
Men of culture (bacterial)
🎶 "All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt" 🎶
🎶 "Norovirus sucks" 🎶
🎶 "I know" 🎶
I don't know if this is effective, my wife soak the veggies in baking powder/baking soda, I forgot which. She said it kills bugs. Who am I to argue.
Yeah I just don't like the feel of dirt grit and bugs in my teeth.
Yeah I wash my vegetables for grit. I don't even care that much about bugs, but even the slightest amount of grit is terrible.
Why would you expect tap water to kill bacteria?
You’re washing bugs and dirt off.
the belief that a quick 3 second rinse will kill off bacteria seems to be consistent with the ways that most people try to wash their hands
Its also wash out bacteria.
No I'm not!
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Bodies are pretty OK with dietary bacteria. Same goes for dirt, bugs, and Will Arnett.
Is ... Is that Will Arnett?? Or am I missing the joke?? It doesn't look like him to me.
It's mark hoppus from blink-182
Oh damn, you’re right! I skimmed past thinking it was one of these lol
Yeah no idea who that is in OP
This is Mark Hoppus from Blink-182
Thank you. Guess I'm just missing the joke lol
I think OP and I just have the same issue with similar looking faces, because I also thought this was Gob from Arrested Development.
This is Mark Hoppus from blink-182
You wash because of the pesticides.
You wash it because of the ratlungworm that raw snail and slug can give you.
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Also the bugs, fecal matter, and dirt that can be in the folds and pockets.
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