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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Not my McDonald's. The worst it's ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He can't even change his own diaper.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Where he'll work after losing to pay off legal debts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, this is real? I just assumed it was fake because the thought of Trump actually doing any work whatsoever seems strange.

He didn't actually serve anyone right? It was just a photo shoot, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The owner shut down his McDonald's for the afternoon for this. Trump declined to wash his hands, dropped a batch of fries, and "served" a few "customers" through the drive through window. So yeah, basically a photo shoot.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would throw a milkshake at him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yes... Made with milk. From my glove compartment.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

There is this nice tradition in the UK of throwing milkshakes at fascists. Just Google "Nigel farage milkshake".

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I'ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm honored.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This mf can't even wear an apron correctly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn't it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was closed for the stunt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

too orange, he'd be a better Mayor McCheese...if it wasn't for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn't even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he's so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn't hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he'll "grab em by the frybox".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

McD's doesn't hire convicted felons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes they do.

They absolutely do.

They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We don’t need any dead martyrs.

Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I feel like I got 10 years younger seeing this Facebook-tier image on Lemmy of all places, lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

No way he would ask for your consent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So many memeable pictures from this stunt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, this is a real picture?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is a real picture released by his own press team

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's got photos of this because never in his whole fucking life has he worked, let alone a position in service or retail. I have, however... So FUCK THIS Guy. Fuck 'em. I hope he puts his fucking ignited hand in the hot oil, and tries to put it out with water.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Service with a Scowl

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hey, we can't like unsee that, you know!? :-P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald's after everything... You know what I'll take it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

i love how photoshoped this looks to me

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