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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

Not give US healthcare again.

There, I fixed it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Aliens probably watch earth like a trashy reality show. Just full cringe all the time

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Wait... "The" ufo sightings? Is this person using language incorrectly, or have i been living under a rock.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps we were invaded long ago.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

It would explain a whole lot of inhuman behavior humanity has seemed to be engaging in.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago

Posadism always proves itself correct

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

A few years ago I wrote a short story about a benevolent alien alliance coming to earth because they observe planets with intelligent life to evaluate if they're worthy of joining the alliance.

They say they usually take 10ish years to do a complete evaluation but it took less than 3 for them to determine not only are we not worthy, but they are officially quarantining our solar system. The basis of their determination: 10 people on this planet have the resources and means of legitimately end all suffering and make this planet a utopia, but they would instead poison and burn 3/4 of the planet to hoard more of those resources for themselves.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Sounds like the hate us for our freedoms.

Time to bring back 'freedom fries' at mcdonalds and go to war with some aliens.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

Post it, please?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

Hahaha yes; funny short story. Hopefully nobody violates the quarantine. :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Fuckingcapitalists

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

This is why we vote for Kang.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's always the possibility that they'll improve the status quo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Please send otherworldly crop rotation and irrigation strategies we don't wanna starve again like the potato blight

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

OOP has clearly never played "Stellaris".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Rape. Us. All.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Oh you sweet summer child of a blog poster. The aliens could make us live like say, how things are going for the Ethiopians, Syrians, Congolese, Lebanese, Palestineans, Yemeni, Russians etc.

Or like people have lived through most of history. Especially as a someone who presents female, that seems especially non ideal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ironically that argument only works for the USA, and definitely the country more fixated in UFO is USA, maybe because of the military idk

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno, 3 Body makes a good argument for China being the country of origin for the person that ultimately betrays humanity to the aliens because how much worse could it actually get?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes don't work only for US... North Korea, China, Afganistan, some places in africa that still have dictators...

I for once have free health care, sick leave, maternity leave, many vacation days a year (by law) an mostly everyone works 40 hours a week, with the exception of special cases.like doctors, fireman etc. .... I'm ok without an overlord

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I get that we have it better. But there hasn't been very significant social improvement in so long in many European countries. Maybe im gay rights. Which is good.

But the 4 days work week is nowhere in sight. I really want to see improvements.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Wait, are you saying Donald Trump is actually human??

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget the universal truth that it can always get worse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

You mean will

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget the anal probing they’ve been known to dabble in

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