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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ooooh, I know these lyrics!

Look in my face, stare in my soul

I begin to stupify

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ice Bear.

Also Garnet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ernest Scared Stupid us up for free on YouTube right now, so, go watch it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ganon

And that makes three so...?:-)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

We watch it religiously in this household.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Why you make me cry? Every time I see this damned comic.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking goblins cutting onions around me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

How have I never seen this before? It’s wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I don't want to look it up, because I don't want to disappointed, but I truly hope there's someone out there who makes Mr. Rogers Comics full time. Just churning out inspirational, wholesome, wonderful content in memory of an incredible person

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Dayum, you brought the receipts right there, you sure did!:-)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't think him or Ernest are lifting much of anything.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~~Do you not understand the idea behind Thor's hammer?~~

Edited because the parent edited their comment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Damn I miss him ...

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bob Ross casually moving the hammer aside to set up another canvas

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Steve Irwin .... gently nudges a 200lb crocodile's tail to pick up the hammer ..... CRIKEY MATE!, look at that croc! (while flipping the hammer with his free hand)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ernest would lift it off his TV guide so he could see every channel jeopardy was on

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's like a magic book that tells you what program is on which channel you can just read it and then watch things

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is a "channel"?

Also, what is a "book"?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Of course Ernest can lift Thor's hammer, he's walked The Path of the Brave!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

ernest being ghost rider would be fun

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey Verne! Found a perfectly good hammer for free downtown where all that fighting was happening! Now we can finally put the finishing touches on those cabinets in your kitchen, know-what-I-mean?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm one of the numerous Marvel/DC crossovers both Superman and Wonder Woman we're able to lift Mjolnir.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I only have a vague memory of this because it was a single comment I read on TV Tropes a decade or more ago, but weren't some or all of the requirements lifted to allow that? IIRC, Superman wouldn't have met the requirements because of a "lack of a warrior's spirit." No idea regarding Wonder Woman.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The first time it happened, there was a thing about Odin making an exception for Kal-El, but that has since been retconned. I don't recall Wonder Woman needing any exceptions, but she also didn't use it in her flight with Storm, as it wouldn't have been fair.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the information!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

but she also didn't use it in her flight with Storm, as it wouldn't have been fair.

Did the DC writers pen that one? Storm is an omega level mutant. Wonder woman is part of the DC Trinity, but it's hard to punch hurricanes that land on top of you.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

who the hell is this character that apparently only I haven't heard of???

there is straight up not enough info here to Google it and the comments aren't helping.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/bHwpmAuIxAU?t=186

Who do a duet jam when Ernest goes to camp

For the right earn, na'mean? Like Vern

https://genius.com/849457

A silly character which shows you haven't watched enough cheap tv with old movies on

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ernest P Worrell.

Verne was the sidekick/cameraman.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Eeeeyyyewwwweeweewweewwwweewwwwwwwwwww

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ernest Goes to Slap thedirtyknapkin.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Maybe I can clear a few things up:

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Even as a lad he was sensitive and caring

As cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring

Whimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow

Not formal... Not normal!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

He's kindly as a saint but he'll never shirk a battle

To villains everywhere he's a burr beneath the saddle

He's nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny

Not mealy... Not really!

Ah ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!

Ah ah ah ah! See the angry tide!

See the blinding rain come down 'Oh where is a hero now?' The children cried

He's inside... He went inside!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell

The hero of today is the legend of tomorrow

And whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow

For lo the bridges burneth

That they may not returneth

To learneth... from Erneth!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Let's celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue

And should you be his foe, he'll be sorry if he hurts you

To some he's just a man but to others he's a beacon!

He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!

He's punctual, he's affable, he's never quick to quarrel

He's moral... He's Ernest P. Worrell!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

✨Core memories unlocked ✨

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Radar from MASH

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!" throws to the side "Yep, it's a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn't be able to lift that little ol' inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean." "Yes sir, it's all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson." "ehhehehehehehehe." Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I can hear this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Closest thing is Mother's Miak! (I think that was what he misread it as on the Halloween movie)

He reminded me of my Dad growing up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

"You probably thought I couldn't find it cuz it's not on season!"

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