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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

It's like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious "joke" and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Calm down, DiCaprio

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

can't argue with that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I'm sure there's some henti in there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[–] [email protected] 166 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 days ago (4 children)

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

turkey, circa 2000

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Relatable tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What is...potato ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Also, the native 'princess' thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's when it tries to get you

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Assume the victory position

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I still don't understand what I was supposed to see in the moon, I feel like it was a 'oh shit' moment but idk I couldn't make anything out really

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

anon apparently also cant use google

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

"Huh, interesting. Why aren't you supposed to look at the moon?"

Most people aren't psychopaths and actually enjoy sharing their beliefs if you ask in a respectful manner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Then talk to her family about it? This really isn't that difficult...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

I fucking love Emo Phillips.

Saw him and Weird Al in 2018. What a great show.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

didn't this get posted already

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.