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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hahaha.

Also, per the BBC's reporting:

Earlier, a Wagner-linked Telegram channel Grey Zone reported that the jet was shot down by air defences in Tver region, north of Moscow.

Surprisingly not surprising.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

somebody gave girkin one last job

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Say what you will about the guy, he's got more experience shooting down civilian jets than almost anyone.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

shot down by a moon rocket 🚀

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, so THAT'S what air defense doing.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wagner Channels already announced another March of Justice™ in case Prigozhin bit the dirt.

Ended it with "you better hope he's still alive..."

Edit: Three separate sources confirmed Prigozhin and Utkin dead. Not only Wagnerites but also ultranationalists are calling for blood.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked a Finnish fella on NCD if he could make the russians march on moscow again, and he said he'll see what he can do.

Damn guy works fast.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those Finns don't fuck about do they. Just straight up get on with it, or they'll be late for vodka and sauna.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Finns are hardcore, the footage from the Winter War is something else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0jwrWqOKI

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget they had the most goated soldier of all time Simo Häyhä.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Forget Simo, celebrate certified meth machine Aimo Koivunen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~300 fucking close range kills with an SMG after he realized he was the only guy with a working weapon.

I seriously doubt I could have lived with myself after that, but i guess you process things differently in wartime.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I seriously doubt I could have lived with myself after that,

Invaders must die.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

@InverseParallax @[email protected]

I mean, look at my username, I get it.

But it's still a different mindset than I've ever personally been in.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are two wolves in me:

Please be real, i want to see another russian civil war.

Please don't be real, i want him in front of the war criminal tribunal.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

This is punishment for him attempting a funni.

He moved in towards Moscow, hoping for support from other oligarchs to materialize. It didn't, so he had to pull back. This is the final action of that arc of failure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Putin's cracking down, I doubt there will be a civil war.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes and no to that. I can't say if it is the right move for him to reduce the strength of the known conspirators, but on the other hand adding people to that group who weren't fully comitted before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Civil wars generally happen because someone cracked down.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically it's not yet confirmed, but you know what? The demorilisation this causes is worth it to me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Boy, have I got good news for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I heard that in /veggie tales

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

How sure are they that he was aboard the doomed plane, on a scale from “he was checked on biometrically and multiple layers of security cameras verified that he couldn’t have disembarked” to “well, he was on the passenger manifest I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Made us believe you died once, shame on you.

Made us believe you died twice, shame on me.

I have a feeling there might be a bit more thorough of a check this time. You can't really fake your death more than once and people not get suspicious if it happens again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

bodies of priggo and utkin were already found

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't surprising (on the contrary, I was constantly surprised while Prigozhin remained alive) but I wouldn't call Putin consolidating power good news.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

OTOH, while he’s consolidating power, he’s also cutting off the few remaining sources of information that aren’t sycophants telling him what profits them most. Luckily for him, history has shown that leaders who do this rarely if ever suffer any adverse consequences to their ability to maintain control.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically, he did fall out of a window

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

on this plane everyone sat next to a window. what a coincidence

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Such a shame the plane didn't land on Putin...

[–] bloopernova 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would've been even better than musky and zuckbot punching each other, falling over, and breaking their necks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Your request for timeline modification Z67-5A:8.2 has been received and is pending further review.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Too bad Putin and Xi weren't on board, too. We could have had five goddamn minutes of peace and quiet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

putin was in kursk at the time, decorating some tank crew

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Get fucked you ugly bald war crime cunt. Hopefully, the jet didn't explode but plummeted to the ground with him screaming and shitting his pants all the way.

Cunts like him make me want to believe in hell and sin so much so I can meet him in and kill him again with my bare hands

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

It did. There's video. Basically lost one wing and one elevator and pirouetted gravitationally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Metal.

I condone.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Revenge is a dish served… warm-ish

[–] bloopernova 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Revenge is a dish best served… at 9.8m/s²

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Revenge is best served at 9.81 m/s^2

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SHOIIIIIGUUUUU, where is my parachute?!!!!!

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