this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
483 points (98.4% liked)

Science Memes

11047 readers
3764 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
483
Treegasmic (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
11 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
all 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hay fever is the body not wanting to huff the plant spunk, so if you don't have it then you're a filthy degenerate!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

OwO! Pollinate me, tree daddy!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Well this confirms it. I might as well give in...

spank me, tree Daddy!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boy it really makes those pictures of bees covered in pollen seem slightly less cute.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Beekake

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

My sinuses did not consent to this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: Many cities purposely plant male trees because they do not want to deal with the stuff the females make, and thus, it triggers allergies even harder. So many males are unloading in competition that we are being covered in their gametes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Bloomkkake

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Just skeeting directly into my sinus. Arborial bukkake directly into my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ooooohhh yeah...