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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (37 children)

Honestly, I kind of think my country (France) forbids weed today because of all the bullshit of the Reagan era and it's pretty infuriating.

Their depiction of weed as some super dangerous class 3000 hardcore drug ended up as some kind of standard for most of the developed countries.

It sucks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It’s just indication to the fact, that the biggest part of our assumed development, our democracy, or our rule of reason is but a delusion.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (59 children)

Especially when it has medicinal applications.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smoking weed will make you... DUTCH!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I need me a jazz cigarette, I'm having the shakes, Daddy-O!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I need some of that devil lettuce to get in the groove.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

all the good guys are smoking cigarettes bemoaning the dangers of the devils weed.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah man, I could also really go for a marijuana about now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Be careful, you cannot do more than four marijuanas a year to avoid addiction

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

One marijuana, please

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

me when I run out of cheetos

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That man really needs to sniff some weeds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You want him to talk coherently after having "a marijuana?" Yeah, good luck with that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me after 2 hours in the office

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He needs running through with a flaming duffel coat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Tbf, my brother absolutely freaks the fuck out if he goes too long without a joint. He acts more explosively angry than itching invisible bugs, but the feeling behind it is the same.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks and feels like a colorized panel from a Chick Tract but I can't seem to find the source. Anyone know where it came from originally?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, I need to get my hands on a copy of that! There's a spot on my office wall that is always off camera, perfect place for a blown up print. :)

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