this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You really put nsfw tag on two triangles.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I came instantly during a work meeting and had to waddle to the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Train copy pasta

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe to prevent people from debating this debate and whether the triangles should have been pointing to the side given the perspective at work. Either if those debates are risky at work, especially if people start looking for the line in the first debate or ask colleagues for topless pictures to try to settle the second one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

<• <•

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, I don't know how to format

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There was an attempt haha

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This brings up an interesting question. On the continuum between Circle With A Dot In It and Photorealistic Drawing Of A Breast, at what point does it become NSFW?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tits are never NSFW if you work at a porno studio.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I guess that's technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

In puritanical societies, the moment your mind imagines sinning. The Romans used IIII instead of IV because it looked too much like "IVPITER", and you shall not use the main god's name in vain.

In sane societies, a "Photorealistic Drawing Of a Breast", is called "art"... and anyone thinking otherwise, a "pervert".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There was an attempt to test this limit on the iPhone App Store.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/geometric-porn-apple-app_n_1373201

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Should always be sfw.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

To be fair, there's a dot in each of the triangles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I mean nudity is inherently nsfw. Even if it's not pornographic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Not Safe For Wearing

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m trans so I just pull one leg up and then it just works like a fly in ur jeans

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Having a hose is just so convenient

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine and I realized this about rompers a few years ago and would occasionally point one out in public to one another and go, “She has to pee naked.”

Always gave us a good chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I laughed at this more than I should have, being so obvious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Fashion is partly attitude. You gotta assert dominance while shitting nakedly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Still worth it