the vacuum between his ears is almost as strong as the field of a black hole
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On the inside of his head his speeches are concise and coherent. Unfortunately they get spaghettified as they travel across the interdimensional gap between Trump Land™ and the rest of the universe.
People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.
You're not wrong, but that's no reason to stop calling trunk on his shit.
Of course, it just reminded me a little of the "a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy" gag.
His simple framework of "if it's a bad thing, it's 10x worse now vs the past so you need me in charge" that he has used forever (including 'American Carnage" in his acceptance speech) really fails when it comes to weather.
First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.
Second, if hurricanes are getting worse that implies climate change is real and we need a Democrat in charge to try to stop it.
I am. All those windmills built, and they can't even put them to use to push back against the storm? I mean what was the point ^gahd^
Windmills?
It seems to me that you aren’t well-versed in adventures—they are giants; and if you’re afraid, get away from here and start praying while I go into fierce and unequal battle with them!
It's a goddamn tragedy that a plan that stupid actually works on so many people.
First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.
glances at Biden's Senatorial record on climate change
Trump says that every time. Clip from Kimmel.
I knew he said it before... but 5 times?! lmao he is truly a sad ridiculous man