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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Except for the purple, it is a nice kitchen.

Purple is just the color we see least in nature. That is why it is associated with unfamiliar things like aliens, magic, lovecraftian gods, ...

So having it in your house makes you have less of an attraction with it.

Here is the same picture, but just with a different hue:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m now convinced they just hue shifted the image for memes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

The black on the marble looks very purple so I'd hazard to say there's a high chance of that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I like the purple more tbth...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

They installed full height cabinets under a chase... There's not enough room under them now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now the floor is covered in ... brown skids 🫠

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The market: 💩

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Those cabinets in brown are hideous. I'm not a fan of the purple, either, but at least it has character.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

NGL the epoxy floor and countertops look sick.
But it's just way too much purple for a kitchen, or any room really

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I like the countertops... in the picture. The floor looks like I'm back in a mcdonalds in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah imo that floor is more of a deal breaker than the overabundance of purple, but then again I am a purple enjoyer (although I prefer my purple to have more blue in it)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I like purple, but in a kitchen it seems like a bad choice. It makes it look like a toy kitchen set, kinda.

And there is some kind of dichotomy about the floors that is off-putting. I love the look, but its like if it can't decide if it's trying to be elegant or bold, and it kinda doesn't pull off either. Like... The fake marble McMansion isn't a great vibe, but unique natural pattern with bold colors is cool af.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Man you had some fancy McDonalds!
But I do agree there is something about this that makes it look like a toy kitchen set.

[–] JackbyDev 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People shit on "acceptable beige", "agreeable gray" (aka "millennial gray"), etc. but the problem is most things that people like more are more divisive. The people that live this kitchen I'm sure LOVE this kitchen. But for everyone else it's a pass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Speaking as one of the "everyone else", it's not just a pass on the kitchen, but a deal-breaker for the entire house. I look at this and all I see is so many of my weekends being wasted getting it to a state that my wife and I would even consider acceptable.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ngl, i love unconventional house designs like this. it hurts to look at.

And thats exactly why I like it. I want people to enter my house and immediately get overstimulated with a headache. Every room is either a color theme or a specific style.

"and over here we have the kawaii gamer themed room, and here we have the Punk Anarchy themed room, And to the right you will find the Lisa Frank themed bedroom..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The masque of the red death over here...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nevermind the purple, although it's ugly as hell, but having that dead space in the corner doesn't leave much room for prep work, since both ends are also basically useless for anything you actually do in the kitchen except perhaps as temporary storage. This leaves you with exactly one place to actually prep on, and it's not exactly a large one either.

We also know full well that the corner would be full of appliances as well, which leaves us with even less room.

Shitty kitchen all around, imo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

But the cabinets are too low to fit appliances under them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

suddenly craving ube

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Being that purple is my favourite colour, I'm this one's target demographic. Unfortunately I'm too poor to be purchasing real estate 🤷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I don't know if I would actually want it but it's definitely pretty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

NGL I would love that kitchen.

But what does the rest of the house look like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

that was very definitely predictable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The color matches a favorite fanny pack I had worn forever in my youth. But I would not buy this house because of the cooking range hood is a recirculating type -- no true vent to the outside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Those appliances are ancient. Consider upgrading.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Nice kitchen. Mine is orange.

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