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Anon has a paranormal experience (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This explains why ghosts and goblins were more prevelent back when society was way more prudish about sex.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also why the dude in ghosts and goblins ran around in his boxers

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

gets hit once; strips

I think the protagonist of that game might have been a masochist.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the great Nob Goblin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I don't remember that peanuts special

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago

Sex goblins, for sure. Reiterate your devotion to not getting laid by getting a bookshelf and filling it with Jordan Peterson books.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sounds more like mind goblins to me