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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Hmm, does it count if the animal (human, in this case) could be omnivorous, but chooses not to be for whatever reason?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's how I see it. I'm a vegetarian omnivore, if my life depended on it I would eat meat.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Herbivores can be carnivorous. I've seen plenty of videos of horses and cows cromching on baby chickens.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (28 children)

The fact that 5 kids knew well enough about the OP's vegan status to use them as an example meant that the person probably never shut up about it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

If they were classmates this info would be common knowledge after a few meals together.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were literal children, and it wasn’t their choice. I’m pretty sure the “I’m better than you because I don’t eat meat” shit doesn’t start until at least junior high.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does anyone actually say that?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Yeah, and they're insufferable cunts for it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drag's conscience used to say that, back when drag ate dragons. It said the people who didn't eat meat were better than drag. Drag didn't like drag's conscience saying that, so drag decided not to eat dragons. Dragons are intelligent creatures and loyal companions. Dragons are friends, not food.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's with all the drag? Just say I.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or they saw him eating differently at lunch, and asked their parents why.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Makes too much sense, probably the victim's fault instead /s

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Heheh, this shitpost triggers me.

My mom was forcing us a macrobiotic diet back in the day. We were strictly vegan, although fish is allowed in that diet, some vegetables like patatoes and tomatoes are not. Hardcore vegans…

My school lunch was mostly sushi with a filling of fermented prune called umeboshi, or tempeh and seaweeds, pumpkin or rice balls and sesame seeds. We were underfed, yellow flaky skin because of the overdose of carotene and you see everyone around you in school eating candy, fries, meat and what not while also taking the piss at you for being different and stinking of that diet.

At dinner I use to bury my Iziki seaweed in the plant pot because I just couldn't swallow that shit without gagging. If I did not behave mom would go…”you're behaviour is to yang, next two weeks on a yin diet”. Disgusting.

By the age of 12, me and my sister got into stealing money from our parents real quick to buy normal or fast food, annoying the guy at the snackbar on wheels for free fries, shoplifting and shit. Yeah, good times.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why the forbidden potatoes and tomatoes?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything in the genetic family of nightshade. Solanaceae.

“Fruits including tomatoes, tomatillos, eggplant/aubergine, bell peppers and chili peppers, all of which are closely related members of the Solanaceae.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanaceae

All the delicious plant based stuff snuffed out in a macrobiotic diet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The nightshade family is in like half of what humans even eat that's ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It is now, but it wasn't until the Columbian Exchange. Eggplant is the only edible nightshade variety from the eastern continents, the rest being native to South and Central America.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well it is a spiritual journey, you don’t need to sin on food.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What was the so called spiritual part of abstaining from these, or in in general, on this whole thing? No need to answer if you dont feel like it or whatever, just thank you for your insights.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no words, I'm sure you've heard it all. Thanks for sharing this story and sorry for your childhood. Hope you're healing.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (32 children)

that's why i hate religious restrictions

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yes I agree.

Not only the diet, but the whole cult around it. Faith healers, homeopathy, people chewing on brown riceballs for an hour counting how many chews they had so they can show off how far they are on their macrobiotic spiritual journey. “You gotta chew your seaweed at least a 100 times”. These mf’s should not be around kids or have any (yes I would not exist). I am not on speaking terms and won't open the door for my parents, get fucked.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm curious why fish was allowed and why tomatoes weren't, do you know what their reasoning was?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Holy shit bro, that’s crazy!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh, and this is not a rant against vegans, everyone is welcome at my house, if you are good anybody. I even have pots and pans that never touched meat. I will serve you any grilled vegetables, beans, salads and vinaigrettes, pesto's and bread, or baked patatoes and what not. I used to cook vegan for the homeless here in Amsterdam when I was mostly homeless and squatting myself in what we call squatting cafe’s.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Having separate cookware is really considerate n_n

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You are living up to, and by my estimation exceeding, your username. Sorry to hear you had a rough childhood. Glad to hear that things are better - you sound like an awesome host.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A 12 year old drew a recognizable picture of another 12 year old? Doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just pick something obvious and over elaborate on it. Big glasses, bright blue hat, etc also kids are mean, so pick a flaw, same idea.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or write their name on it.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neurotypical here, i just find it funny without context. Its just a joke if its not malicious. The thing is, theres a line between funny nicknames and namecalling but sadly school kids often overstep it. Thats why school should teach them that its not okay. For example with my past waterpolo team it was a kind of "friendship language". My nickname was bird or angrybird but we had all kinds of things like: microwave, hamburger, etc(all in hungarian tho because im from hungary) .

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish we used Magyar nicknames in our American locker room. I was big delicious but I don't know what that'd be in Hungarian.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

When I left my old workplace my colleagues organized a good-bye meal together. Standard office job, with regular guys. We had a great relationship and they knew I was vegetarian for 5+ years at that point and never had any issue with it.

So they asked which restaurant I would like to go and I was stupid enough to let them choose.

We ended up in a specialized Brazilian meat restaurant, where the servers go around with absurdly large pieces of grilled/fryed meats and would carve a piece to the guests. If you are a meat lover you can have easily 10-15 types of meats in a couple of hours.

Those assholes had a huge grin on their faces all evening, as I could only eat the sides from the buffet and had to refuse all meals from the servers about 12 time that evening. It was a truly memorable night, we even got drunk and laughed our asses off on our way home.

So yeah, not just kids can be assholes. We are still in contact till this day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's pretty fucked up. I love Texas de Brazil but I wouldn't bring a vegetarian friend there to watch me hurt myself on all you can eat meat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

While celebrating them, no less

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

would this text land differently if "public school" were replaced with "school"? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Not like this would be any better in private schools tho...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish I was compared to a cow. People usually tell me I resemble a jackass.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’re also herbivores…

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