this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ope, I’m suddenly reminded of my midwesterness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You tryna save big money?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The owner is a piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can't just tell us some rich bastard is a piece of shit and expect us to believe you! It's so rare and unlikely!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Watch out for that 11% rebate

Edit: sometimes I forget that Menards is a Midwest thing. Their big advertising thing is that you can mail your receipt to receive 11% of the bill back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I rebate me hook when the fish gets away. Yarr

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

My brother in law calls it the "whore store"...because you can get anything you want there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I always read it like a leprechaun. What did the leprechaun say when it got kicked in the nuts? “OCH, ME’NARDS!”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

So the ship's wheel that he had attached to his crotch didn't provide adequate protection?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Normal people walking past and shaking their damn heads as I am somehow in a fight with a pirate…

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Save Big Money

When you shop Menards!

Jokes aside I like the rebate program.