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[–] [email protected] 112 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just bdsm.

Bacon During Sexual Moments

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

... I have to apologize to my girlfriend.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago

Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Would

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Her or the dad?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Both seem fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll follow the grease

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I've done worse for bacon

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, better that than the sink

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Ah, the ol' throat sink.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

is your dad... the greasy strangler!

for the blissfully ignorant:

https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i

Even the trailer is completely demented.

It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Bullshit artist!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the chain is just to be pretty, attached to her pants on both sides.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought the same thing and I'm still not convinced that's not what's going on. I remember in the '90s so many people were putting chains to their wallets, you know wear your money is... Well your cell phone is probably attached to one of your accounts, so it's money. This weirdly makes sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think it makes perfect sense, and a cool retro throwback. Fashion is cyclical after all! But I think the other poster was correct and she just has it fed through 2 belt loops.