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[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just bdsm.

Bacon During Sexual Moments

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

... I have to apologize to my girlfriend.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Her or the dad?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Both seem fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll follow the grease

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I've done worse for bacon

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, better that than the sink

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Ah, the ol' throat sink.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is your dad... the greasy strangler!

for the blissfully ignorant:

https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i

Even the trailer is completely demented.

It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Bullshit artist!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the chain is just to be pretty, attached to her pants on both sides.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought the same thing and I'm still not convinced that's not what's going on. I remember in the '90s so many people were putting chains to their wallets, you know wear your money is... Well your cell phone is probably attached to one of your accounts, so it's money. This weirdly makes sense to me.