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Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not using this stuff I spent money on. Is spending more money the answer?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

As someone with retirement accounts: yes, buy all the things. :)

[–] cheddar 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

Average unused home gym vs average heavily used Dracula gym

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

I live somewhere where if you don’t use a room for 15 minutes the spiders immediately take over. I’ve genocided generations of spiders but they keep coming back. I’ve printed out propaganda posters for the other bugs warning them about the dangers of spiders and how they run the banking system.