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Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] cheddar 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.