this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps he knew exactly what he was doing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Dick Armstrong

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

One-eye Jedi.

Edit: One-eye the Jedi anti-Tie fly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe with the shading and coloring it looks better?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The X-Wing has always been obviously modeled after a circumcised dick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Red rocket, standing by.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wielding the meat saber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, that shit is pretty awesome. I don't even like tattoos.