Diddy staying in jail seems like the safer option for women, so let's stick with that.
Edit: apparently men too, didn't know he was an equal opportunity offender
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Also safer for Justin beiber.
LMAO ignoring a certain part of the allegations there
Funny way of announcing his coming out but whatever works I guess
The filing from his new legal team members Anthony Ricco and Alexandra Shapiro states that Diddy has agreed to a ban on women visiting his home, that he will undergo weekly drug testing, and that he will not meet with anyone who could be considered a witness or “co-conspirator” if his release on bail is granted.
Seems like less than he 'promised' last bail attempt...
lol the drugs aren’t the problem here
