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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You put the pro in procrastination

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I'll put the rest in later.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to stop being so indecisive, but then I thought some more about it and now I'm not sure that it's a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I can't decide if that's funny or not. I'll get back to you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Wanted to come up with a joke for this but I'll do it tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never put off to tomorrow today what you can put off to next week tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago