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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This "cuck" is probably an anglicism.

Also, the barrier between English and Dutch is pretty flimsy.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't speak dutch and this is very clear. Is that what dutch is? English but like a 4yo is talking

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I've heard it described as "a drunk British sailor trying to speak German".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You mean something that sounds dumb in English also sounds dumb in Dutch? Wow!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I wish the Dutch would respect my barriers more.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know, a few hundred years ago, they respect the barriers even less.

Especially to their colonies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A few hundred years ago, their language was a German dialect!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't every language start as a dialect?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Possibly, but the distinction here is that the differentiation of Dutch and German didn't happen that long ago, and this would be a lot more obvious if the German dialects that are closest to Dutch weren't nearly dead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We only respect water barriers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clearly, you've never heard of the Dutch East India Company

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The "VOC" is standard material in history class.

What Thekingoflorda is referring to is flood control in the Netherlands.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Dutch invented the cuck-chair confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Cuck-stool

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Translates to "yess, The cuck chair is still available"

Though I think it's actually for sitting next to a wheelchair bound companion, or to sit while holding your bike out of the way of the aisle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, because I had no idea what the hell that sentence was saying. It turns out that not everything transcends languages. Understanding what words mean is actually pretty fucking important.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always assumed that they're that way because a second chair would block the door.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah, you may be right. I saw some trains in NL have upper sections, and the last row before the stairwell will have just one chair to give people space to negotiate it. So that could be it as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thought it means: "yesss, the cuck chair is now free!"