this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always keep in mind that you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you gotta roll with the changes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

At first I didn't catch what you meant. Deep!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I want music that is reel-y good, or music that has a lot of bass.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A song with a good hook, maybe a barb-er shop quartet.

If you're fishing over a wide river, consider something with a long bridge too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If the fish aren't interested in that, try 90s hip-hop, something fly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hootie and the Blowfish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Reel big fish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This one is baiting for additional jokes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I initially read it as fisting and it really changes the whole tone of the joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You should play it on your reel-to-reel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Drop the bass