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What would you expect from a seahorse though, am I right?

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys. How’s the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, "What the hell is water?"

— David Foster Wallace, This is Water

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That joke works until you realize we're perfectly aware of the existence of air.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but would you be aware if you hadn't learned about it in school?

Oh wait. Fish spend lots of time in school. Dang.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There are lots of effects you cannot explain without air. Even if you haven't been to school, you can observe wind, use a hairdryer, blow up balloons, fly a drone etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And "air" as a word dates back to both Latin and Greek "aer", probably from proto-Indo-European "awer" so it's pretty much been the same word in European since civilization was a thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

in European

Oh yes, my favourite language. It's "vzduch" or similar in most Slavic languages, and I'd bet you're not pronouncing it right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I meant "parts of Europe" but my fingers didn't catch up with my brain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I vaguely recall reading about people not knowing the science of wind and air. They explain trees swaying in the wind as spirits.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Fish forget they live in water; people forget they live in the Tao” -Confucius?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't is a bunch of space elves?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You are moments away from either being slaughtered by space clowns or whipped into the air by bondage bird men. Best case, some tall motherfuckers may just toss you into space.

Someone will like it no matter what.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Immediately thought of this.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think the saying about fish not being aware of water is nonsense. People are aware that there's air around them, without having to know any science. They can feel the wind, their own breath, etc. Fish have that plus they need to push against water in order to move. A fish that didn't know what water was would be like a land animal that didn't know what the ground was.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next you'll be telling me seahorses can't talk.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The unstable ones are mute?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Of course, of course

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll have you know fish are fucking idiots

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I have seen the documentary called Finding Dory and I can confirm this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you underestimate our past ignorance. It took many decades of science being taught for the general population to "know" that air exists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think the general population always knew that there was a transparent substance all around them which had to keep going in and out of their lungs or they would die - the "breath of life" from the Bible. I mean, even an uneducated peasant in ancient times could blow bubbles underwater and see that there was something coming out of his mouth.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not entirely sure if a fish would actually know what water is lmao

The FOOLS fall for little pieces of plastic with metal in them, so there's no way they know what water is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

humans jerk off to anime so it's not like we're that much smarter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No, that means we have transcended the petty limitations of biological sexuality. We are like gods.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

We are gods amongst fish

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wasn't Davinci one of the first to think about air that way? Welll, maybe aside from some ancient greek philosophers.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you like living in the ether?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

Yes, I have good ethernet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ether you love it or hate it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Like it or leave it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You either love hating it or hate loving it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many ways can we rewrite the allegory of the cave?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stupid seahorse can form complex sentences but can't analyze the water around him like some kinda simple animal!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You mean the aether

Right?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a friend who believes in magic, and that we can't see it for the same reason this sea horse is confused about the ocean

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Jesus do be like dat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Humans live in an ocean as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Air is a fluid!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought the seahorse was talking about the microphone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Why would you think that? It literally reacted to what the guy said about water.

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